Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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