He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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