No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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