He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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