I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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