Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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