yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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