we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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