I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Randomize
