you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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