idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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