I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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