I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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