i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
