They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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