rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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