is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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