dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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