We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
