So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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