Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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