South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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