Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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