I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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