I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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