My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We're too hungover to prance.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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