I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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