She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
