anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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