Slut skills are useful in every country.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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