He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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