Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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