It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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