How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
what day is it and did you see me today?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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