Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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