just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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