Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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