sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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