So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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