Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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