North Korea, Best Korea!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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