Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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