I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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