Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
how drunk are you?
Several
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