have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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