You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Vodka?
Forever.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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