i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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