the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
