if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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