His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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