Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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