We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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