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(916): View more from California

Just got yelled at by a priest...again.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.

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(682): View more from Texas

aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow

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(479): View more from Arkansas

He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."

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(208): View more from Idaho

My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed

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(219): View more from Indiana

N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..

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(760): View more from California

should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool

(601): View more from Mississippi

Why are you moving a carpet?

(760): View more from California

it's unimportant

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(480): View more from Arizona

I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing

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